Patrick's Song

Patrick's Song

Patrick's Song is a poem and a song written by  Luke Brookshier  and Tom King.
It was performed by Eban Schletter It was used in the episode, " Sing a Song Of Patrick "
. Fictionally, it was written by Patrick Star
and made into a song by Bigshot Records for $100. The singers died afterward, finishing the song.

Lyrics  

Twinkle, twinkle, Patrick Star!

I made myself a sandwich!

My mommy named it Fred!

It tastes like beans and bacon!

And smells like it's been dead!

(drum solo)

Writing stuff is hard, so I use a pointy pencil!

Pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point!

P.U., what's that horrible smell?

(drum solo)

I have a head!

It ends in a point!

A pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point!

This song is over,

Except for this line!

You win this round!

Broccoli!